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"Sorry, I must let you go, your Mom won you in the takeover bid."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Constructing your own prison!

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

The Tangents talk it over.

"I can try, but I've never had a marriage overturned on appeal."

Marriage & Divorce.

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

"It was very amicable—I gave her everything."

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

Interior Monologuist

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

Chat Bot

"Oh, that's just the first draft of some divorce papers I was messing around with."

'You won't be able to afford a top lawyer like me for very long. But, maybe just long enough to give your wife one heck of a scare.'

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

Very rarely are we as harsh to colleagues as we are to ourselves.

"I found myself in a strange place after my divorce - I think it was the kitchen."

New Improved Child Support Agency

'How are we supposed to have a constructive dialogue when you keep trying to interrupt me?'

"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"

"My mother warned me about marrying a poltergeist... I don't know what possessed me!"

"I don't consider all my opinions black or white. They're binary."

Science versus Ignorance

'It's my inner voice that lacks confidence, not me. It keeps asking, 'Can you hear me now'?'

"Then one day he vanished without a trace."

"You're now WELCOME to half my portfolio, Bill."

Eggerton & Peppo - Specializing in Amicable Divorces and Children's Birthday Parties

'If my wife ever played a trick like that on me, she would be hearing from my mother, in a hurry!'

"I read the comments."

'Note to Self: don't listen to me or anyone else, just be yourself.'

"Rapunzel cut off her hair to protest being locked in a tower"

Man arrives at Feral Court, formerly divorce court.