"Sorry, I must let you go, your Mom won you in the takeover bid."
Divorce Dialogue Explorer Mugs
Find a humorous or heartfelt mug that speaks to resilience and new beginnings—great for brightening anyone’s day during a tough transition.
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."
Constructing your own prison!
'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!
The Tangents talk it over.
"I can try, but I've never had a marriage overturned on appeal."
Marriage & Divorce.
'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'
"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"
"It was very amicable—I gave her everything."
"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."
Interior Monologuist
"Haven't been there, haven't done that."
Chat Bot
"Oh, that's just the first draft of some divorce papers I was messing around with."
"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."
'You won't be able to afford a top lawyer like me for very long. But, maybe just long enough to give your wife one heck of a scare.'
Very rarely are we as harsh to colleagues as we are to ourselves.
"I found myself in a strange place after my divorce - I think it was the kitchen."
'How are we supposed to have a constructive dialogue when you keep trying to interrupt me?'
New Improved Child Support Agency
"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"
"My mother warned me about marrying a poltergeist... I don't know what possessed me!"
"I don't consider all my opinions black or white. They're binary."
Science versus Ignorance
'It's my inner voice that lacks confidence, not me. It keeps asking, 'Can you hear me now'?'
"Then one day he vanished without a trace."
Eggerton & Peppo - Specializing in Amicable Divorces and Children's Birthday Parties
"I read the comments."
"You're now WELCOME to half my portfolio, Bill."
Coronavirus-Era Pick p Lines
'If my wife ever played a trick like that on me, she would be hearing from my mother, in a hurry!'
Man arrives at Feral Court, formerly divorce court.
'Note to Self: don't listen to me or anyone else, just be yourself.'
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