
God's turnaround time.
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God's turnaround time.
"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."
"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."
Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.
'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'
Kissing Prompt
"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."
When pedants take a break.
"His last words were: Tell Martha to pay the doctors first."
Valentine's Day
The Water Diviner
'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'
'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'
'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'
'I'm sorry, we are looking for a different kind of party animal.'
Horse bolts from Horse-box it sees in a carpark.
"The key is to hit the deck before the ball arrives. Jake, not so fast!"
Big egg timer 'Latest in time share properties.'
"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"
"He wasn't ready for the talk."
A bird tries to fly through a window to a bird house which is in a living room.
'I'm hoping one day I'll be discovered by the director of Riverdance.'
'You're doing great. I'll take over at half past. . .'
The appendectomy quarterfinals.
"Now, don't get too excited – it could just be a hand puppet."
Wall St. Journal. I was at the right place, but I slept through the right time.
"I'm back here, that�s just a storm cloud!"
Desk trays: 'Ka...' and '...Boom.'
'I feel so bad -- my biological clock went off early and I threw it at the cat!'
"We asked you to arrive fifteen minutes early, not seventeen minutes early."
'It's true! He does move in mysterious ways.'
"Should we go to Target?"The one thing I've learned about investing is, timing is every. . . SMOOF!"
Normally, Maureen's Timing was Excellent
'What are you implying.'
Earthquake Insurance
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