Divine Path Thinker T-Shirts

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

'What did He do before he was God?'

Jesus wept

You are everywhere.

Heavenly meetings.

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

Yahweh/Your Way

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

Angel book with feather falling out of it

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

'God is father to us all, but surely Jesus was his only biological child?'

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

Ad Meeting With God.

"That's just so God."

'We have to build an ark - It's part of His restructuring plan.'

"Connect me with famine and pestilence would you please Angela?"

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

'Talk about perennial doubt?'

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

'You are here.'

Heaven - "You are here" sign.

"Hello Mr Jenkins. Gentleman in reception to see you. Something about a plan he wants to copyright?"

'What kind of God would let things like this happen?'

'Oh, here we go. Thanks!'

This Way/That Way

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'