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"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

'What did He do before he was God?'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

Jesus wept

You are everywhere.

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

Heavenly meetings.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Yahweh/Your Way

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

Angel book with feather falling out of it

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

'God is father to us all, but surely Jesus was his only biological child?'

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

Ad Meeting With God.

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

'You are here.'

Heaven - "You are here" sign.

'We have to build an ark - It's part of His restructuring plan.'

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

"Connect me with famine and pestilence would you please Angela?"

"That's just so God."

'Talk about perennial doubt?'

"Hello Mr Jenkins. Gentleman in reception to see you. Something about a plan he wants to copyright?"

"Sometimes I wish I hadn't cut corners to it it in under seven."

'What kind of God would let things like this happen?'

'Remember, smite first an ask questions later.'

This Way/That Way

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'