
"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."
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"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."
'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '
Try me/try me/try me...
God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.
Local News in Heaven
"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"
'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'
Guitars in Heaven
'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'
Attention Span Man
"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."
"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."
Jesus wept
You are everywhere.
'I'm going to put you in touch with reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'
Is this Seat Taken?
'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'
'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'
"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"
"I'm a little disappointed you don't actually talk the same as in the KJV Bible."
Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates
Angel book with feather falling out of it
Paradise: Collection of wine
'Entropy already? You just made it.'
'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'
The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.
"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."
My Mother Is Dead But Her Body Is Still Alive
'And tomorrow. . . the darkness will pass and all will be bathed in a celestial light that will unify and transform mankind. . .'
"Hang on Gary, I think our Tracy's having an Epiphany!"
"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."
Don't tell me you're ok! You're not ok! I can smell the hurt inside you! Don't walk away! Talk to me! Beware of Emotional Support Dog.
"That's just so God."
"Well, you asked for a sign!"
'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."
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