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Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

You Have 1 New Messages

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

E-mail

'I'm beginning to think email stands for 'endless mail'.'

'What you did was not only 'wrong' - it was 'wrongedy-wrong-wrong!''

"Wow. Tough cloud."

"Our records indicate you should be in hell. But since you’ve been married for forty years we’ll count that as time served."

Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.

Priest and mobile

"Every time I offer them an upgrade, they click on 'not now'."

E-mail

God's Appointment Calendar

"Thou," not "you"! "Shalt," not "shallow"! "Sayeth," not "sawtooth"! Gah, I'm gonna smite somebody! God's Autocorrect.

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

"And my board approved this?"

'We need to add an eleventh - 'thou shalt not spam.'

A Golfers In and Out Tray

Nethead strip: Long lost cousin

'Father, I think the Lord has forsaken me, all I get is his voicemail.'

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"