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Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

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"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

E-mail

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'I'm beginning to think email stands for 'endless mail'.'

'What you did was not only 'wrong' - it was 'wrongedy-wrong-wrong!''

Priest and mobile

"Wow. Tough cloud."

"Our records indicate you should be in hell. But since you’ve been married for forty years we’ll count that as time served."

E-mail

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

"And my board approved this?"

'Father, I think the Lord has forsaken me, all I get is his voicemail.'

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'We need to add an eleventh - 'thou shalt not spam.'

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

A Golfers In and Out Tray

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."

The text commandments