Inbox Wizard Pillows

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

"This message has no subject and the contents aren't much to write home about either."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Storm in the out tray

Oymoticons

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

No, boss, we still don't have an emoticon that says 'I'm laughing all the way to the bank.''

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

'You've got Chain Mail!'

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

'You're entitled to one text message, 160 characters max, so you better make it count.'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

The urban gardener.

E-mail

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

'I'm beginning to think email stands for 'endless mail'.'

"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever..."

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

"Always blame your mistakes on autocorrect and watch out for that tree."

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'

"I'm guessing with all that mold coming out of your computer, it's been awhile since you've added fresh content to your site."

"I'm just checking my inbox."

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

'Copy and study this list of text message spelling words. We will have test tomorrow.'

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

"I hope you don't think I'm the type of girl who would look up from her phone on the first date."

E-mail

''Whassup? Got no mates ugly?' - ha ha very funny.'