Divine Humor Appreciators Prints

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

Answer to Prayers - NO

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Night-time halo

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"OMG, LOL!"

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'Read that last part back to me.'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

God passing the time.

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'Have you got anything for omnipotence?'

Excommunicate Me.

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!'