Devotees Of Divine Humor Prints

'I'm an extremist Christian.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Night-time halo

"OMG, LOL!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Divine Desk Bins

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

Dante Alighieri

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

Mrs. Almighty.

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

Closed Thursdays.

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

People forget, on the 8th and 9th days I created the long weekend.

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Don't Walk on the Water

God changes His will.

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

"It was a gift from god."

God's attempt to stay incognito failed.

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

''Halliburton'? Wait a minute! -- I meant for the MEEK to inherit the Earth!'

'This is ridiculous! I'v enever had a sick day in my life!'

'Thank Me it's Friday.'

Should I get these copyrighted, or is that covered by "Thou shalt not steal"? (Published previously on Dec. 10, 2002.)

Holy water cooler moments

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

God's Manicure.