Divine Dribbler Pillows

The God's football

Multi-tasking.

Ghostwriting the Bible

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'Champions league'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Wilfried Zaha

Football Skills

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

It's true. Some days I feel like creating a miracle, and some days I just feel like helping a dude catch a touchdown pass.

Lionel Messi

"What a midfield wizard!"

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Basketball Halo

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

Bowl-A-Rama

Commandments block.

'Awhile back I wouldn't tell what I read. I'm ready now...I read Tea Leaves.'

'Just ignore your father - he's been dabbling in the occult again....'

Heavenly Tennis.

When God works online.

"'An easy fly ball to center field' - We'll see about that."

Football Dinosaur

Local Basketball coverage: we don't miss a dribbleb