Heavenly Dribbler Pillows

Basketball Halo

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'Champions league'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

It's true. Some days I feel like creating a miracle, and some days I just feel like helping a dude catch a touchdown pass.

Wilfried Zaha

Football Skills

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"What a midfield wizard!"

Lionel Messi

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"First one to eleven."

'Just ignore your father - he's been dabbling in the occult again....'

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

Heavenly Tennis.

"Athletic scholarship."

'Heulluva Mark.'

The God's football

When God works online.

Football Dinosaur

Heavenly basketball player

Tennis Payer - Heaven and Hell/Rough or Smooth

'Yo! A little help?'

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)

Local Basketball coverage: we don't miss a dribbleb

'...You threw the wild pass out of bounds, so you should go to Hell and get it back.'