Divine Diy Person Pillows

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

D.I.Y

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Problem Solving

Your Home Remodel Team

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Fixing the TV.

Like father like son.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

Music

"Was it a fuse?"

Enlightened Cursing

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'