Divine Directive Adventurer Mugs

'Oh-oh - Behavior modification!'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'And He sayeth unto me, 'Behold this second set of my commandments, rendered in stone, large-print edition...''

You are everywhere.

Yahweh/Your Way

"That's not what I said."

God red cards Adam and Eve.

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

Angel book with feather falling out of it

'No offense, but some of these sound a little PREACHY.'

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

Tourists

"First time with a coach?"

Ad Meeting With God.

'Welcome to the ultimate bottom line.'

'You are here.'

Heaven - "You are here" sign.

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

In and Out.

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

"Well, actually, they are written in stone."

We've moved: Visit us at our new location

Everest Sign in Heaven

"If that's humankind, I'm not here!"

'Oh, here we go. Thanks!'

Compass.

'Here you go -- Don't say I didn't warn you.'

"And this time--no ark!"

Directions

Prayer

"So, you always thought when they said, 'It'll go on your oermanent record,' they were talking about school records?"