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"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Not that net!'

"No no, I said sit!!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Dog yoga

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