Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.
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A Symphony of Penguins
Felix Mendelssohn
No Elgar!
The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra
Orchestra.
'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'
Taking a peek at the audience
Allegro con molto espresso
"Bravo!"
"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."
An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.
Statue turns into conductor when it snows.
Frederic Chopin
"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
Orchestra Class Air Guitar.
Local News in Heaven
Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."
Malcolm Sargent
Musical Web
"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"
'Okay - who leaked?'
Golden age of music
'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'
Sir Edward Elgar
George Martin
Cello Concert
"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"
"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."
'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'
Edward Elgar.
No Bruch!
Giuseppe Verdi
Giuseppe Verdi
Sergei Taneyev
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