Diversity Dialogue Participant T-Shirts

"You're eminently qualified for the job, but our diversity policy calls for a yes-woman in this position,"

Inclusive speech

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

Statue of Female Executive

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

"We've set up a trap. . . I mean, track, for female hires to get to the top."

'I'm dreaming of a white. . . err. . . I mean a more inclusive Christmas.'

Same Sex Wedding

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

"Well the good news is that we came top in at least one category of the latest diversity tables..."

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Disparate housewives.

Really Good Careers: An Equal Opportunity Employer

Gay pride parade, St. Patricks Day float that 'Started it All - Irish Village People'

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'