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V.I.P.: Not Vaccinated/Unvaccinated

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

Profits for Big Pharma

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

Vaping cigarette

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

FLu jabs delayed for third year running...'GP's are always saying they want more consistency, less change...So we haven't changed ANYTHING for three years!'

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

"The new lockdown guidelines are that up to ten people can go to funerals and ten thousand to demonstrations."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

'No, I'm not the famous heart surgeon, but I charge exactly what he charges...'

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

"The budget wouldn't stretch to a gastric band."

'The Doctor will see you now...'

Quack Medicine

The devolution of the NHS

"You first."

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'

"I'm an anti-masker."