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'Now remember, you have enough water for half an hour, then you'll have to come down.'

'Night sweats, what night sweats?'

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

Diver taking picture of fish, fish taking picture of diver.

'Oh Crud!'

Psychic diving competition.

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

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'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'Why can't you just get in the water like everyone else?!'

'Look, this one comes with a toothpick!'

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

Diver bouncing so high he flies out of the pool.

The Winner's Podium for the Men's High Dive

Flying somersault, half twist with a lawsuit

'It's great that I get to do shark research, and I don't even have a GED.'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'Let me guess... you've been taken in by a clever diving salesman!'

Shark has tattoos of the divers he has eaten/attacked.

'I hate evolution!'

Patients waiting room - Shark on a diver's head.

Ducklings following a diver.

'I've been under a lot of pressure lately. It's like I'm drowning, on air, you know?'

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

Diver Bob: amazing recognition skills.

The Evolved Anglerfish

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Solving Aquadrtic Equations

"Our next competitors will attempt a reverse two and ah half somersaults in the pike position...while texting."

I told you not to swim out to far

'They're are going deep.'

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'