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'Now remember, you have enough water for half an hour, then you'll have to come down.'

'Night sweats, what night sweats?'

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

Diver taking picture of fish, fish taking picture of diver.

'I've been under a lot of pressure, lately, doc.'

'Oh Crud!'

Psychic diving competition.

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'Why can't you just get in the water like everyone else?!'

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

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'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

'Look, this one comes with a toothpick!'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

Diver bouncing so high he flies out of the pool.

The Winner's Podium for the Men's High Dive

Patients waiting room - Shark on a diver's head.

Ducklings following a diver.

'I hate evolution!'

Shark has tattoos of the divers he has eaten/attacked.

Flying somersault, half twist with a lawsuit

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'Let me guess... you've been taken in by a clever diving salesman!'

'It's great that I get to do shark research, and I don't even have a GED.'

Snorkeling Elephants

'Bob's spearfishing adventure came to a quick end.'

Solving Aquadrtic Equations

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

'Something tells me we're close!'

The Evolved Anglerfish

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Grace under pressure

Flipper fish!

High board diver divining for the water.