District Managers Mugs

Kickstart their mornings with a witty mug that celebrates their role as district managers. Perfect for coffee breaks, these mugs make daily routines more enjoyable and add personality to their workspace.

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'We can give you a view of the water, gentlemen, but I'm afraid we have nothing 'overlooking a middle manager.''

'We can give you a view of the water, gentlemen, but I'm afraid we have nothing 'overlooking a middle manager.'' mockup

'We can give you a view of the water, gentlemen, but I'm afraid we have nothing 'overlooking a middle manager.''

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"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring." mockup

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

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"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?" mockup

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

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"This position has become very important to the company."

"This position has become very important to the company." mockup

"This position has become very important to the company."

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'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.' mockup

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

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'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.' mockup

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

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"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!" mockup

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

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"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!" mockup

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

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Desk plaque: 'P. Burnside, Upper-Echelon Nincompoop'

Desk plaque: 'P. Burnside, Upper-Echelon Nincompoop' mockup

Desk plaque: 'P. Burnside, Upper-Echelon Nincompoop'

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'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.' mockup

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

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'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...' mockup

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

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High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting mockup

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

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City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway mockup

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

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'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.' mockup

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

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'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!' mockup

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

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"My God! There goes middle management." mockup

"My God! There goes middle management."

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"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management."

"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management." mockup

"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management."

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Fantasy Business Management

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'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.' mockup

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

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"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

"Can't complain- it's against company policy." mockup

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

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"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...." mockup

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

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'You understand, Yomp, it's not me speaking. It's the corporation!'

'You understand, Yomp, it's not me speaking. It's the corporation!' mockup

'You understand, Yomp, it's not me speaking. It's the corporation!'

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'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!' mockup

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

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'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

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The Department of Lessons Learned... mockup

The Department of Lessons Learned...

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'You are here.'

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"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification" mockup

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

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'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!' mockup

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

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"I now realize that my 'show no mercy' campaign for the corner office was a big mistake."

"I now realize that my 'show no mercy' campaign for the corner office was a big mistake." mockup

"I now realize that my 'show no mercy' campaign for the corner office was a big mistake."

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Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats). mockup

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

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'This doesn't look good.'

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Welcome to middle management. Here's your shield.

Welcome to middle management. Here's your shield. mockup

Welcome to middle management. Here's your shield.

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'We do a little hiring and a little firing, and between you and me, I enjoy the firing more.'

'We do a little hiring and a little firing, and between you and me, I enjoy the firing more.' mockup

'We do a little hiring and a little firing, and between you and me, I enjoy the firing more.'

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Middle Management

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Department of Wastage - Formerly 'Middle Management' mockup

Department of Wastage - Formerly 'Middle Management'

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District Managers Mugs Collection

District Managers Pillows

Find the perfect pillow to add a touch of humor or motivation to their lounge or office space. Browse our funny and stylish options for district managers.

District Managers Prints

Browse our stylish prints featuring clever management quotes and artwork—ideal for decorating their office or home space with flair and humor.

District Managers T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty t-shirts for district managers. Combine comfort and humor with designs that celebrate leadership—ideal for casual days or team events.