Disney Critic Pillows

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Yes, one is a dog."

Honest Vending

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Would you like to see the markup?"

Polar bears

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

'NOW what have they talked you into?'

Middle East Arms Deal

"Thank God your mother didn't live to see what you've become."

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."

'You are quite right, the soup is cold.'

Colonel George Hanger atop his Steed

'Safety Net.'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

P.O.W. !! to US credibility.

'It's the new directive from Brussels. We're to steal from everybody and give directly to the banks.'

Dolly Parton

Tree sturgeon: fish on tree limb.

Non-working dog, please help