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"Mum, Mum! Timmy and I found a dead body crawling with maggots! We had a great lunch!"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"If only you knew. . ."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

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'The next time something follows you home, you have my permission to go straight to Timmy's house for a sleepover.'

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Ice rink"

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Looks like we have mice."

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

"They say I'm practical in bed."

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

Someone is always trying to force me to have more fun in my life phobia: 'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'