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"Mum, Mum! Timmy and I found a dead body crawling with maggots! We had a great lunch!"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"If only you knew. . ."

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

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'The next time something follows you home, you have my permission to go straight to Timmy's house for a sleepover.'

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Ice rink"

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

'Do you have any of the perfume that makes me look like Angelina Jolie?'

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

"Looks like we have mice."

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"Seriously? 'It is what it is', that's it?"

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

"They say I'm practical in bed."

Fear of frying.