Discussions On Dating Pillows

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Spelling a newspaper

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'What did He do before he was God?'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'Big Issue...'

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

Uni. Snowflake Library

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

"I never said 'I love you'. I said 'I love ya'. Big difference!"

"Hey Dad? Are we still atheists?"

"I like my coffee like my men: light and weak."

"We're a bit polarized here, I'm afraid. Ingrid wants to invade Haiti, I don't."

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

"Do you know how masculine it is to risk crying?"

'45 and never been divorced? What's wrong with him?'

'It's silly to jump at the first man who comes along.'

'You know, when you get right down to it, most consequences are unintended.'

"I don't think we're going to be able to agree on a pizza topping that will solve all of our problems."

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

"This has always been your answer to everything, hasn't it !"