"I'm glad we had that little chat on euthanasia last night, Grandma."
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"Why bother?"
"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."
"They're very time-sensitive."
Apocalliptical
'Let it go. Get on with your death.'
"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"
"What if you go under before I need to?"
Grim Reaper Checkout
"Back in 15 min."
"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."
"Give a call when you get there."
'You'd look good in that.'
'Uh-oh... that sounds ominous.' - *Knock* *Knock* - 'Am I going to die?!' - 'I don't think so.' - 'Then why are you here?' - 'Your life insurance is due for renewal.'
Tombstone in a cemetery with a epitaph that reads "Why me?"
Death selfie
'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'
"Why would He take someone so toned?"
'The Grim Reaper's my brother. I'm death without dignity.'
"Sorry, sir, but you can't collect on your life insurance policy when you don't have a life."
An old man sees a grave with a 'Your Name Here' inscription.
'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').
Still life.
"Wake up dear - you've got a visitor..."
"So smoking will kill you... bacon will kill you... but will smoking bacon will cure it?"
'Sleep well, Mrs. Krantz. When you wake up again your heart will be as good as new!'
line of life
"He's on life support. Mostly support."
'I'd like to try some coffins.' - 'Let me show you our standard size.' - 'It feels a bit tight around the waist.' - 'How are you looking to die?' - 'I don't know, really.' - 'I'd recommend a wasting disease.' -
Travel ban
Grim Reaper helpfully offers a smoker a light.
"He spent his entire life trying to discover a way to stop aging. How ironic that he would only realize his dream now."
Coming soon, Edwin Blurdge!
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