Accepting Mortality T-Shirts

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

Chiller Theatre

"Why bother?"

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

"They're very time-sensitive."

Apocalliptical

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

"What if you go under before I need to?"

'You'd look good in that.'

Grim Reaper Checkout

"Give a call when you get there."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"Back in 15 min."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

'Uh-oh... that sounds ominous.' - *Knock* *Knock* - 'Am I going to die?!' - 'I don't think so.' - 'Then why are you here?' - 'Your life insurance is due for renewal.'

Tombstone in a cemetery with a epitaph that reads "Why me?"

"Why would He take someone so toned?"

"David Bowie, dead. Keith Richards, alive. Makes no sense."

"He was a prolific writer who made a lot of mistakes and eventually lost his mind. It all sounds so pointless."

Death selfie

'The Grim Reaper's my brother. I'm death without dignity.'

"Well, Carmen, I must go now... Some of us are working on St. Peter's new gate. It's a lot bigger these days...with more people coming through... You know...because everyone's putting in good words...for everyone still down here..."

An old man sees a grave with a 'Your Name Here' inscription.

"Sorry, sir, but you can't collect on your life insurance policy when you don't have a life."

"Wake up dear - you've got a visitor..."

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

Coming soon, Edwin Blurdge!

Dice with death.

"He spent his entire life trying to discover a way to stop aging. How ironic that he would only realize his dream now."

'I'd like to try some coffins.' - 'Let me show you our standard size.' - 'It feels a bit tight around the waist.' - 'How are you looking to die?' - 'I don't know, really.' - 'I'd recommend a wasting disease.' -

"I'm glad we had that little chat on euthanasia last night, Grandma."

'Sorry, I've decided not to die.'

"Yeah, you're right, these can cause long term health issues. But trust me, for you that's not gonna be a problem."

Grim Reaper helpfully offers a smoker a light.