Discount Fairy Pillows

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

Giant Sale!

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Christmas Flights

'Why would all these people line up for a library sale?'

"Check out my free white paper!"

How much would you take off for cash?

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

"How much is the sign?"

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

Bargains

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

"So with 50% sale discount, plus the 30% early bird reduction, a 10% bonus for paying in full and a $100 cash back... we owe you $1.75"

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.