Disco Historian Pillows

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Mozart on a computer,

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

A man taking a bow

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Large print rock'n'roll section

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Elfis"

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

StonesHendge.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Robert Schumann

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Gustav Holst

"Oh no, we've been inned."