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Harry Fent, Human Being. Disclaimer...

Priest's 'To do' list.

True confessions.

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"My dad ate my homework."

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

'Okay, Simms, we have a verbal agreement, but I'd like my lawyer to check it.'

Spice Up Your Conversation - Quote Yourself...

Shipping contract.

Combination Voting Booth/Confessional.

Whatever

Needle in a Haystack vs. Thumbtack in a Junk Drawer

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

"The following problem is not recommended for some viewers, or so our attorneys have advised us to say..."

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

Chicken Affirmations

'A sincere apology costs nothing and it's a smart career move.'

"Why does February only have twenty-eight days? Why is the sky blue? Why are boys so yucky? Why do we have little toes? Why..."

New Milks

"Heard any good confessions lately..?"

Agency Honesty Day: 'I have no idea what I'm doing.'

'If you guys take it easy on me I'll let you be in my next T.V. commercial.'

"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

Kiss and tell book