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I've had feedback from litigation...

"The following problem is not recommended for some viewers, or so our attorneys have advised us to say..."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

Courage. Love.

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

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'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Bonk!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

'What a control freak!'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Thesaurus Publishing: Push, Shove, Thrust, Nudge.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Samuel Johnson

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."