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Harry Fent, Human Being. Disclaimer...

Priest's 'To do' list.

True confessions.

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"My dad ate my homework."

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

'Okay, Simms, we have a verbal agreement, but I'd like my lawyer to check it.'

Spice Up Your Conversation - Quote Yourself...

Chicken Affirmations

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

Shipping contract.

"The following problem is not recommended for some viewers, or so our attorneys have advised us to say..."

Needle in a Haystack vs. Thumbtack in a Junk Drawer

Whatever

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

'A sincere apology costs nothing and it's a smart career move.'

"Why does February only have twenty-eight days? Why is the sky blue? Why are boys so yucky? Why do we have little toes? Why..."

Kiss and tell book

New Milks

"Heard any good confessions lately..?"

Agency Honesty Day: 'I have no idea what I'm doing.'

"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

'If you guys take it easy on me I'll let you be in my next T.V. commercial.'

"Look, I'd like to help, but I've just got too much on my plate right now."