Discipline Decider Pillows

'I wish I could hold my third period class in a steel cage.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Grounded

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

Science Snobs

Verbal Orders

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Proud mother and new maid

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Thank you for coming. The talks were forthright and useful, and provided an excellent climate in which to resolve our remaining differences."

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

'I can't talk now Kevin. I'm under house arrest.'

"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

'Please stand by. You have temporarily lost your picture. Broadcasting will resume when you have finished your homework.'

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

Bad, Bad Boy!