Disaster Details Diver Mugs

Titanic: How's my steering.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Angst - Zeitgeist.

'The rozzer in the dorp had never seen a quod.'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

The Jacques Cousteau Story

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer.

Bird Diving Board.

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

An eagle catches springboard diver.

'The doubloon doesn't go as far as it used to.'

The Shark Cage