Disaster Details Diver Mugs

Titanic: How's my steering.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

'The rozzer in the dorp had never seen a quod.'

Angst - Zeitgeist.

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

The Jacques Cousteau Story

Adam and Eve: If not satisfied with products for any reason, please expel them from paradise.

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

An eagle catches springboard diver.

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

Jello in the diving pool.

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer.

Bird Diving Board.

'The doubloon doesn't go as far as it used to.'

The Shark Cage