Director's Cut Devotee Pillows

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

"I'll talk! I'll talk! Just turn off the director's cut."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Office' block tightening it's belt

'There's nothing on.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Drive-thru Church

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Binge Watch

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"And now the award for..."

Just shut the hell up and say action!

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

Consumer care and technologies

'Does this book come with director commentary.'

'How many times have we got to watch a turtle laying eggs?'