Director's Chair Daydreamer Mugs

Federico Fellini.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Big screen TV.

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

Inkwell Genie.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

Jack Nicholson

Clock watcher

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

"I love my luvvie."

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

The Horror Film Director.

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

If John Lennon had gone into strategic management.

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

Desk Request

'Super size me!!'

Writer's irony.