Director-in-training Mugs

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

Director/Action Man toy.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

Martin Luther King and Obama.

Great coaching is about being specific with feedback.

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

To Be/Not To Be

"My report on summer vacation. . . Book and movie rights are available for $1000 each."

Stage producer.

My First Boat

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

'Too much salt!'

"Do I have to pay the plaintiff the same amount again for each rerun of my case on TV?"

'Having done the mentoring skills questionnaire I think I need a mentor to mentor me in improving my mentoring.'

"No offense Dad, but is this available on DVD?"

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

"The quality of the writing is an embarrassment, it has no style, no fluency, no soul!"

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

Pony Director

"Wanna play doctor?"

Pantomime auditions - 'He'd be ideal as Buttons.'...'Oh, no he wouldn't.'...'Oh, yes he would!'

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

"Not another car chase. That's the last time I let you and the dog pick the video."

Training for Emergency Broadcast System workers

'... and not just any leader... we want one with real accomplishments.'