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To Be/Not To Be

Pantomime auditions - 'He'd be ideal as Buttons.'...'Oh, no he wouldn't.'...'Oh, yes he would!'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Just be yourself."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Reading my Critics

Honoré de Balzac

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

German Expressionist Breakfast

Theatre Masks and Butts

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Shakespeare was bisexual

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Rap music

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

To read or not to read?

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."