Directionally Challenged Explorers Prints

'Sorry you're lost, but I'm a homing-pigeon: I can give you directions to my place, but that's about all...'

You are NOT here, here, here, here, here, here,here, here, or here.

The fate of the emigrant

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Lost around a military base.

Disinformation booth.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

Island of Lost Guys.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Challenge and solution

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'So much for your internal compass.'

Desert Roundabout

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

'Let me look at that map...'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"