Directionally Challenged Adventurer Prints

Guy lost in the desert, sign says, You DEFINITELY Aren't Here!!

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Lost, but too embarrassed to stop and ask for directions. Another sufferer of directile dysfunction.

'You can't get there from here!'

YOU ARE LOST.

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'

Right way

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Bathroom? Sure, it's just down the hall to the left, jog right, left, another left, straight past two more lefts, then right, and it's at the end of the third corridor on your right."

"You're gonna take a left at the nondescript white wall, keep going till you pass a nondescript white wall, then head right when you hit a nondescript white wall. If you see a nondescript white wall, you've gone too far."

"I think you were right---we should have taken a left back there."

Exit next left. No, my left.

"You again? Right! Turn around and go as far as you can until you come to the end of the world - then drop off!"

And you call yourself a homing pigeon

"We must've missed the turn-off for the great lakes."

"This is the North Pole. You want the South Pole."

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Scarecrow Directions

"Psst. Can't tell you where. It's a classified location."

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cabs but will still get completely lost when you are the passenger.

Spiro & Pusho and the cactuses in the desert

"Ignore your SatNav."

"Look, it definitely says on the sign that we're over there."

That GPS was a real bargain!

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

'Sorry we're late. . . we followed Apple's map.'

You are Here (Mountain Summit).

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"Apparently I'm from New Heidelberg Springs, South Dakota,,,but just where the hell is that?"

"I don't think I'll ever need a global positioning system...even when I get my own car."

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"