Directionally Challenged Adventurers Prints

Exactly what does it take to get you to pull over and ask for directions?

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

Marco Rocca, The Great Illusionist.

People always ask me for directions because I have a friendly face, but I always get them wrong.

"We could be lost and not even know it."

"I had a little trouble finding the place. Luckily, I had my range finder with me."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Disinformation booth.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Lost around a military base.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

Island of Lost Guys.

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Challenge and solution

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'So much for your internal compass.'

Desert Roundabout

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'Let me look at that map...'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.