Direction Maven Prints

North Pole

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Drool Marks

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"This is our soft opening."

Ice skater

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Absolutely not!"

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Just go with the workflow."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

'Too much for the school run?'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Dolores is so avant garde.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."