Direction Maven Pillows

North Pole

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Drool Marks

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Ice skater

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Absolutely not!"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"This is our soft opening."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

'Too much for the school run?'

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

The Dandy

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."