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Satellite Navigation

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Apples for sale

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"#Win!"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"This is our soft opening."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Admit it, we're lost."

The Lost World: You are Here

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Recalculating route..."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."