Direction Doubter Gifts

Psychopath

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hither and Yon sign

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Recalculating

Hospital Departments

You are here.

Confused drivers

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

A Simplified Map Airport Map

'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

Travellers

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

You are Here

The Life of Riley...

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Fire Backwards.

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

Recalculating!

'Some scout he is!'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

Scarecrow Directions

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'Where's the Eiffel Tower?'