Direction Dilemma Explorer Prints

"Well, the satnav said turn left."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

Challenge and solution

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

The Eternal Question

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

Travellers

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Right way

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Scarecrow Directions

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

In a Quandary

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

'Admit it, we're lost. We've already gone past this fridge freezer twice...'

Line, area and volume

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

'I know where the hive is. I just can't tell left from right.'

'Didn't we fly over this hill ten minutes ago?'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.