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'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Santa called but you were out!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Mail's here."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

"I can't believe my box is filled again!"

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Computer Head

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"As a cub I got fed up with circus life, so I took a job in the mail room."

'Here's the junk mail.'

"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

Bunny express,

'He's expecting a letter from the dog biscuits sweepstakes.'

"Auto reply: I am dead and will have limited access to e-mail."

'You've got Chain Mail!'

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."