'Sorry to drag you in Doc. But I was reading your e-mails and noticed that one of my neighbours had a rash, could it be contagious?'
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'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."
'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'
"I see you've security marked your property."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
Minority Report
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
AI Safety Officer
'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''
'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'
Nuclear Security Summit
Statue of Security
Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.
"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."
Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!
Information about information about information about information.
'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'
Dictator, Interrupted
'Airbag safety feature.'
"That does it! ISIS is defeated."
"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."
The Costs Of Doing War.
NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'
The Ayatollah Bomb?
"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."
"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"
How to create a password you can remember...
"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."
'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'
"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."
'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'
"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."
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