Email Security Specialist Mugs

'Sorry to drag you in Doc. But I was reading your e-mails and noticed that one of my neighbours had a rash, could it be contagious?'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

AI Safety Officer

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Statue of Security

Nuclear Security Summit

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Information about information about information about information.

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

The Costs Of Doing War.

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

The Ayatollah Bomb?

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

'Airbag safety feature.'

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

How to create a password you can remember...

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

The world of surveillance.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'