Direct Deposit Enthusiast Pillows

Bureau of Missing Persons, "He works flextime and we have direct deposit, so it took me a few months to notice he was gone."

"What's a debenture?"

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

Paul Wolfowitz.

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

I have a dream.

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

"You want to go outside again? I wish dogs had direct deposit."

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"And they tell us money is hard to come by."

"The Queen beat you to it!!"

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."