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'Well, everyone is here. Let's begin the peace talks.'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

John Kerry

Economic model of the solar system.

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'I'm very impressed with how you effectively dodged every one of my questions.'

John is a moderating influence so we like to filter our proposals through his head

Time Smoking a Picture.

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

End of crisis

Tourist

I"m living the American dream in Beijing.

The world toilet.

I've been brought in to negotiate a settlement between you two. It's in the interest of this caf

Stephen Harper's China diary Day Three. Meet with Hu Jintao in sincere effort to make up for lost time.

"More Peace Bombs?"

How the US Uses Godawful Guys to Fight Bad Guys

"You can always tell when we have new patients who need glasses."

'Dream' World - Nuclear Free.

I am declaring my interest in starting an exploratory committee to look into the possibility of running for the presidency in 2052. Late to the party.

Any Questions?

Caution the Future Lies Ahead.

'I think the negotiations would improve if you would use the 'F' word a little less.'

'No more of those fuzzy, disputable problems today. Give me something clear cut I can firmly decide!'

Two men with different globes, modern man is running on the globe.