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Tillerson starts Latin American tour

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

The Eternal Question

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

Adios "Mexico"!

Attila demands Italy and Switzerland. Keep Switzerland but give him the boot.

The Oil of Iran

Social media and privacy

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

In a Quandary

Profiles in Courage

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

Fast food trap.

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

Blair's Apology

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

The Demand

"They share the same opinion."

The EU should have a say in the Peace Process

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

"You forgot to set yours to 'stun', again!"

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin Eating from Ukraine Cake

Veto Powers

"You know how it is! We got a warhead, they have to get a warhead."