Diplomatic Chess Player Prints

'Mr Tree, please let me pass, you're in my way... Mr Tree, please let me pass, you're in my way... Mr Tree, please let me pass, you're in my way... You're not listening, right?'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Prawn Amend

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Trojan Chess

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Bored Baker

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

Chess on TV

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Pawn Stars

Vladimir Putin as Uncle Sam

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

Cat chess

The puppet master

John Kerry

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

"How do you expect to learn to be a good loser when you win all the time?"

'Despite it's dominance at chess, our computer just plain stinks at charades.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag

'I prefer this way of resolving conflict.'